Holy Smack that's one cold Wasteland!

It was really cold, I am covered in mud, leaves, possibly decomposition fluid, urghhh. Anyway I am alive and though I actually have leaves in my hair I am here to tell you that you should ignore what you have read and that the project is secret. Shhhh.
And no I am not making that up I am actually covered in gross stuff. It is my dog's greatest dream he saw me walk in and was like OMG.... you are like a fountain of stinky stuff.
I am actually a very delicate and well educated lady... but the wasteland turns you into a gross pile of beast bile and mud wrestled raunchiness.

Ahhhhh, I am now relaxing.....tomorrow I have to go to work and fight the living dead.

What a life I live.....